Well as you all should know by now us Southern Cal guy's and gals belong to the unclub. Therefore we didn't attend the HDR
(High Desert Roundup) run. I mean we were there of course but we didn't attend. One of out members (won't mention
anynames)wasn't allowed to sign up because he showed em a fifth of scotch for a first aide kit. Hmmm! They didn't get it so he
got his money back.  Hahahaha!!!!

  So we signed ourselves up for our own run. There was Aileen and I, Matt and Vicky,  Mark,  Misaco and Kimmie sue lyn
Alligood,  Brad Dokken orBradokken as Kimmie calls him and Michelle. Brad Kilby,  Lori,  Brandon and Eric. Mike
Simpkins,  Eddie Simpkins and ken in his Bronco. SteveMcKay,  Dave and Pat McKay in a Rav-4 Hahahahahaha!!  Sorry
Dave, and ah lets see------Mike Duncon and his family and two friends of Steves in a Mog. Anyway, thats who was in our
camp. No e'lers came by to see us. Including Jeff  Macrae who was supposed to come by and say hi. BrettCulpepper also
stayed with some other group. Communists I'm sure one and all. Bill Cue came by for a visit quite a few times to drink beer
with us but had to hang out with those poseres from SD 4 wheelers. He think's he belongs to there club but he really belongs to
the unclub, he just don't know it yet.  BTW we tried to whip his ass at the camp fire for that guy that called him names last
week on the "L" but nobody could do it so he's just going to have to show up and do it his self  I guess.  heh heh!!!!

Anyway, we decided to go down the road and do Doren  Canyon and go up the waterfalls cuzz it's just been bugging the
crapola outta Matt O. for a whole year. We did!  He did too!  Did it like a champ too I might add. We had aFull sized Bronco
with us that was on the verge of total distruction in there if you ask me. He was having all kinds of problems with steering,
engine and just plain being a might large to get through there.  He backed out  (wisely if you ask me)  and then simpkins came in
and with my expert guidance blew another front knuckle joint on the Bronco. The old kind not the full sized for those who don't
know. Mark Alligood fryed his clutch pretty good coming up there.  Course,  it is the same clutch he fried last year in the same
spot so there ya go!  There was a canyon that Brad Kilby went down last year that we really wanted to go up to get out of that
canyon we were in. The Bronco was doing it all in two wheel drive so he wasen't going for it. The clutch quiver king ( Alligood)
sure as hell wasn't up for it either. So Matt followed them out and waited at the top for us to show up from the other side.  The
Mog,  Me,  Dokken and Kilby. It was a blast too! About a half mile of rock garden. Course the Mog kept trying to show off
until Dok had to tow him out of a pile of rocks.  heh heh! I liked that.

   So anyway all went well from there and we pulled onto the freeway. We decided that we were missing the Mog so we all
pulled over to wait on the side of the freeway. Saw a  highway patrol pull up behind Mark and I yelled, Holy shit it's the cops
let's haul ass! Which the whole group did,  leaving Mark there to explain to the cops why a string of outlaw wheelers were
stopped there to begin with.  Hahahahahaha! He was pissed off but I thought it was funny, of course!

  So, Saterday night "MS Vicky" and I don't know who else was in on it got some cakes that Vicky made and suprised Aileen
for a birthday party. That was way cool!  They wanted me to distract her in the MH while they set it up in 30 mph winds. I
couldn't really think of anything so I told her my back hurt and to rub some of that nasty smelling crap all over it. I'm peeking
out the window all the time wishing they would hurry the hell up. Next thing I know she starts getting a tad friendly. Yikes! I
told her my back hurt so bad I had a headache. You girls know that one, right?  heh heh heh! Anyway, finally Vicky knocks on
the dr and gets me off the hook. I mean you know! Anyways it was cool and we had fun.

  So we decide to go to the ghost town and scope it out on Sunday. I mean the whole group. Well except for a couple of
posers that wanted to go wheeling and suck dust up thier nostrils.  While were in there we discover they sell beer. We didn't
wheel that day I can tell ya that!  Hahah! I also discovered they sell ice cream hot dogs hot fudge sundaye's onion rings  and I
had them all. Man! Rolaids here we come!! So on the way back to camp we stop and Aileen gets this yellow panther piss that
tastes great but is very potent to drink. We scarf the hell out of that and can't drive anymore so we keep the fire
pit going. It was supposed to be girls night to rock and roll! They did til about 7:00.  Hahaha! What a bunch of posers!!! Finally
all the rest of the ppl except Brad K and I go to bed. We're out there til around 1:30 am. So I'm in the MH with no lites on so
as not to wake up Aileen right! I'm looking in the mirror and theres these glowing spots on me like my buttons on the front of
my cowboy shirt are glowing in the dark. I'm running my hand between them and the MH thinking I must have some holes in
the roof cuzz I got a t-shirt on without glowing buttons.  It makes no difference. Hmmm! I look in another mirror and yikes! My
wholedammed shoulder is aglow with these big shiny green glowing spots!!!!!  Egad's!!  I go over and knock on Kilbys dr.
Hey get out here and look at this!  He does and we're both kinda stuck on stupid for a minute. I say well lets go overbehind the
MH where it's dark so you can see it better.  Hahaha! Man was I aglow!!  But then so was he! Big time!!  His whole back was
glowing like a bazillion little lites coming right through him.  It was real strange no kidding. As it turns out some jerkoff diddle
hickup nose bleed commie puke was flying a kite with those glow in the dark things hooked to it and one broke in the air. That
crap was all over us. Hahahahahaha!!!! It was hilerious! I thought we finally died and went to jeepers heaven.

  So we all had a hell of a good time and as usual I'll let the story tellers tell it like it really was. I had a gauldern blast for four
days straight and am sure glad I went. Missed all the yahoos that couldn't come too! To bad cuzz we had a riotess time of it.

  Well, thats about it from me. There were of course all kinds of fun crap going on but what the hll, I can't remember it all right
now. Read the life and times of the unclub written by Matt,  Brad or whoever the scribe is this month. Just thought I'd cover
some of the high lites since those anal writers have to get it to the letter and all. Well you know!

  (Hahahaha! Just discovered that Kilby comes up Kiljoy on my spell
checker and the dammed spell checker can't recognize most of my words
anyway. No wonder I don't use that thing much. It can't spell any better than I can)

Bud